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Transform Your Life Today or maybe tomorrow
WARNING: Transformations may not always be in your favor :)
WARNING: Transformations may not always be in your favor :)

Some people are born to inspire greatness.
Jobin the Whiskers was born to inspire the world that inspiration is inspiring if you're curious enough not to think about it.
He opens every session with, “Have you tried turning up your curious level to 3.14?” before launching into the metaphysics of cat curiosity. His “vision board” is a whiteboard covered in notes like “figure out existence” and “buy milk for coffee, need more coffee.”
Jobin specializes in advanced procrastination, passive-aggressive communication, and the ancient art of “circling back later.” His 5-step program for success? The same step repeated five times: “try again tomorrow. But only after a cat nap”
Past clients call him “uncomfortably honest,” “possibly insane,” and “the only coach who told me to set emotional boundaries with my Barack Obama poster.”
He doesn’t believe in failure—mostly because he’s too distracted to notice it!
So if you’re ready to take your life from functional yet mild chaos to artfully mismanaged, Jobin the Whiskers is the life coach for you.
Guaranteed to set you on your path to somewhere and of course coffee in hand, curiosity intact, and absolutely no idea what he’s doing
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